Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?