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I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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