Alexa, take responsibility for my actions. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your virtual assistant is better at adulting than you are π€π§ββοΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame. My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him itβs okay to bathe with the toaster. Alexa, turn off the planet. Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider. Alexa, mute my children.