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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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