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I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.