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  • One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.
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  • Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
  • That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.
  • You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”
  • Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.