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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.