Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Seems like the best way to learn life lessons is to give advice to others and then watch them completely ignore it! 🤭💡 #LifeLessons #Irony"

advice, humor, irony, learned, learning, lesson, lessons, life, life lesson, observation, people, self-reflection, watching

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

1 month ago
advice, afternoon, ask, bro, day, eat, food, humor, i, lifestyle, me, meal, procrastination
“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

1 month ago
back, boy, dating, flirting, humor, joke, life, me, ovary, perimenopause, woman
Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

1 month ago
backfire, daily, daily grind, going, grind, humor, irony, job, me, struggle, times, work
AI could never steal company time the way I do.

4 months ago
AI, company, company time, humor, i, joke, never, productivity, steal, time, work
Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

1 month ago
bad, doing, doing nothing, embarrassing, humor, i, insomnia, irony, nothing, sleep, something
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

2 months ago
consider, exercise, fitness, humor, i, irony, jogger, running, smiling, time

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Going viral on WeChat:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Just shared via Telegram:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Live now on Instagram:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Trending via TikTok:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏

Activity Log ✨

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏