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"Seems like the best way to learn life lessons is to give advice to others and then watch them completely ignore it! 🤭💡 #LifeLessons #Irony"

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69 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

81 shares on Slack this month:

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Keep the laugh going 😂

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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