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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Making waves on Messenger:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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