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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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