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  • At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.
  • Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?
  • Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.
  • April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.
  • If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.
  • I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.