Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.
  • I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.
  • I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.
  • My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.
  • I dare you to try and be more single than me.
  • The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.