Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.