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"Who says you need a reason to celebrate? 🍷 Make Wednesday feel like the weekend with a cold bottle of wine ready to go! Cheers to turning hump day into cheers day! 🎉 #WineWednesday"

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43 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t forget to have an orgasm today. Partner is optional. Pleasure is not.

12 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

27 shares on X this month:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

91 shares on X this month:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Making waves on WeChat:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Just shared via YouTube:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Talking to the stars because people suck.

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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