Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.