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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.