Amazing if accurate: bleeding money. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! ๐ธ๐๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate. The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range. Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings. The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.