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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.