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I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

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They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.