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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

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Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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I’m not gaining weight, I’m retaining candy.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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