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This meeting could have been a cake.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

Just landed via Reddit:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

53 shares on Threads this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Trending via Discord:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Spotted on Facebook:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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