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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Dec 12, 2025

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Trending via Discord:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Trending via X:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Spotted on Snapchat:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Spotted on WeChat:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

4 months ago

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

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Why, oh why, are folks out here pretending to be film critics? 🎬🍿😂

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

1 month ago
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I like my bed more than I like most people.

1 month ago
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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

1 month ago
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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

4 weeks ago
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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

1 month ago
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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

1 month ago
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Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

People should come with warning labels.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Spotted on Snapchat:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

Just landed via Discord:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

Shared recently on Instagram:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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