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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.