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"Who knew that the best way to annoy others is by simply minding your own business? 🤷‍♂️ Just remember, if you're not bothering anyone, you're probably bothering someone! 😉 #TheIrony"

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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2 months ago

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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2 months ago

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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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3 months ago

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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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3 months ago

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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2 months ago

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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2 months ago

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26 shares on Threads this month:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

52 shares on X this month:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

54 shares on Threads this month:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

91 shares on X this month:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

98 shares on Threads this month:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I put the hot in psychotic.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

84 shares on Threads this month:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Going viral on WeChat:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Making waves on Discord:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Live now on Threads:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Making waves on Slack:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Spotted on YouTube:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Making waves on Slack:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Going viral on Threads:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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