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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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Live now on Threads:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Trending via Telegram:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Live now on X:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Going viral on TikTok:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Trending via Snapchat:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Just shared via Slack:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Live now on Messenger:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

2 months ago

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

2 months ago

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

2 months ago

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

3 months ago

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

5 months ago

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

2 months ago

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65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

10 shares on Slack this month:

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

43 shares on Threads this month:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Trending via Reddit:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Just shared via TikTok:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Trending via Reddit:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Trending via Reddit:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Breaking via TikTok:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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