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Oh, Mondays… the day that just keeps on giving 😅⏰ It's like a perpetual Groundhog Day loop of chaos and mayhem! Just keep swimming through those Monday minutes, you got this! 💪🏼😆 #MondayMadness

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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62 shares on Threads this month:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

24 shares on Slack this month:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Just landed via Twitch:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Trending via Telegram:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Breaking via Telegram:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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