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  • If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.
  • Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.
  • We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”
  • Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.
  • Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.
  • Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.