Home Funny Quotes As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

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Dreaming of a world where fiction awaits, only to be jolted back to reality by the dreaded grant proposals 📚💭💸 #AcademicStruggles

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