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Teens be like, โ€œI wanted to do that until you asked me to.โ€

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, โ€œItโ€™s started again, hasnโ€™t it?โ€ then leaving.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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"Plot Twist: Every time Prejudice appears, just yell 'I object!' like you're at a wedding! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“–"

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