Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBeing single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.