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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.