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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Spotted on Instagram:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Going viral on Twitch:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Just shared via Facebook:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.
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Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Making waves on Telegram:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Trending via Reddit:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Going viral on YouTube:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Trending via YouTube:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Reported on Messenger:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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