Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!
- Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.
- If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
- Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.
- I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.
