💾 Save Image Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew a house plant could be the ultimate hydration buddy! 🌿💧 Here's to ensuring there's always someone wilting more than you! 😂 #PlantParent" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble. Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: around, care, dehydration, dying, gardening, here, house, house plant, humor, i, loneliness, plant, plant care
