Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Boys may be like a box of chocolates – sometimes sweet, sometimes nutty, but always a little messy! Just remember, it's all part of the charm… or so they say!" Related funny posts 😂 Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys. Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts. When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts. Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler. Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.