Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.
  • Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
  • I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.
  • So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.
  • You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!
  • I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.