Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like that twin sibling rivalry really took a dark turn! π π₯π―ββοΈ Related funny posts π My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brotherβs surprise birthday party, and thatβs when I realized he was the favorite twin. I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I donβt have to talk to them. Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when heβs in trouble for punching his little brother. I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom. Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.