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"Ah, the elusive 'gap year,' also known as a year-long masterclass in procrastination. 🤷‍♂️ Here's to taking a break from adulting and indulging in a gap of profound leisure! 😂✨ #LazyGenius"

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

For the record, I use a turntable.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

48 shares on TikTok this month:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

80 shares on X this month:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

22 shares on Slack this month:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

Spotted on WeChat:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

Spotted on Facebook:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Just shared via TikTok:

What are cats even trying to do?

Spotted on Messenger:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Just shared via Instagram:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Going viral on WeChat:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Breaking via X:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Going viral on Messenger:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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