Called in, “Taking a gap year.” Commentary:"Ah, the elusive 'gap year,' also known as a year-long masterclass in procrastination. 🤷♂️ Here's to taking a break from adulting and indulging in a gap of profound leisure! 😂✨ #LazyGenius" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”. White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work. The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside. I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to. Problematic bed time gap relationship.