Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.