Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.