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  • At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
  • Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.
  • Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.
  • Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?
  • Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.
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