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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.