Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Running out of traditional worries, so I'm becoming a worry pioneer! 🚀🤔 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music? God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.” I’m sorry for inventing the universe.