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Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

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Running out of traditional worries, so I'm becoming a worry pioneer! 🚀🤔

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged excuse, humor, invention, new, procrastination, things, worry on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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