Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.