Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Happy President's Day! Just following in the footsteps of our esteemed leaders by procrastinating on my responsibilities like a true POTUS 🇺🇸💤 #PresidentsDayProcrastination" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. Getting tired without doing anything is an art form. “I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.” Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.