Commentary:
"Happy President's Day! Just following in the footsteps of our esteemed leaders by procrastinating on my responsibilities like a true POTUS 
#PresidentsDayProcrastination"
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- Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
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