Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Happy President's Day! Just following in the footsteps of our esteemed leaders by procrastinating on my responsibilities like a true POTUS 🇺🇸💤 #PresidentsDayProcrastination" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today. 99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”. Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat. Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.