Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.
  • Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.
  • I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.
  • Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.
  • “Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.
  • Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.