Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children. Posted on15 hours ago15 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppChristmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine. I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry. I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!
