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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat…

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat…

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"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged children, Christmas, family, fat, festive, festive fun, food, fun, getting, getting fat, gift, gift giving, giving, holiday, holiday humor, humor, i, love, lying, things, traditions on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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