Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good. Posted on10 hours ago10 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppChristmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” The season is back when women are 80% scarf.