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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.