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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bar, chugging, drink, funny situation, humor, interaction, joke, nothing, safety, saying, situation, social, social interaction, woman on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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