Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.
  • When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.
  • The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
  • After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
  • I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.