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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Making waves on YouTube:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

Just shared via X:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Making waves on Instagram:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Just landed via Facebook:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

47 shares on Threads this month:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Just landed via Instagram:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Breaking via WeChat:

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Breaking via YouTube:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Seen just now on TikTok:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Seen just now on Threads:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Going viral on TikTok:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Live now on Facebook:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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