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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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