Could someone please come over here and be the adult? Iā€™m too tired.

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? Iā€™m too tired.

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal cry for someone to adult when adulting feels like climbing Mount Everest in pajamas 🏔️😅. Time to summon the responsible fairy godparent or just take a power nap and hope for the best! 💤🧚‍♂️”

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