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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Reported on Messenger:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Trending via Telegram:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

Just shared via Threads:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.
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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Making waves on WeChat:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Shared recently on YouTube:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Trending via Pinterest:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Seen just now on Messenger:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Trending via TikTok:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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