Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:They say everything's bigger in Texas, including my keychain knife skills! π₯©ππ Related funny posts π Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?” The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review. Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife? Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas. Getting a nose ring, so I donβt lose my keys.