Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.
  • Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.
  • Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.
  • Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.
  • We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.