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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.