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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping…

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping…

Commentary:
"Nothing quite like the soothing sounds of golf to lull a dad into a peaceful slumber 😴⛳️ Who needs action-packed sports when you can enjoy the excitement of birdies and bogeys in dreamland? #DadLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dad, excitement, exciting, golf, humor, irony, Masters, napping, sports on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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