Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it. Funny Quotes June 17, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep! Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere. The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course. Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.