💾 Save Image Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Nothing quite like the soothing sounds of golf to lull a dad into a peaceful slumber 😴⛳️ Who needs action-packed sports when you can enjoy the excitement of birdies and bogeys in dreamland? #DadLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep! I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens. Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off. Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: dad, excitement, exciting, golf, humor, irony, Masters, napping, sports
