Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat? Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.