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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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60 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

98 shares on Slack this month:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Just shared via YouTube:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Just landed via Messenger:

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

Spotted on X:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Just landed via Facebook:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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