Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Commentary:
“Who needs swiping left or right when you can just aimlessly wander the aisles of a grocery store in search of romance? 🛒🤔 Who knows, you might just find your soulmate lost in the frozen foods section! ❄️😆 #LoveInTheProduceAisle”

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