Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDeleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows? Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
