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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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