Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by 'goodbye', I mean 'see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.' ππ©πββοΈ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles" Related Funny Posts π€ The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good. I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat Iβve accumulated. Iβve been following this strict diet all week and so far all Iβve lost is my patience. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down. Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it. Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows Iβm from the 1900s.