Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.
  • Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
  • I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.
  • I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.
  • Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
  • Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.