Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDiet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days. Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.