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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Commentary:
"Maybe the T-Rex would have been a little less grumpy if it had a cup of espresso in the morning ☕️🦖 #CoffeeSavesLives"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged caffeine, coffee, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinction, humor, irony, prehistoric on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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