Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.