Someone from has bookmarked:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from has shared:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Someone from has downloaded:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Someone from has bookmarked:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Someone from has downloaded:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Someone from has shared:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Someone from has downloaded:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Someone from has copied:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Someone from has shared:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.