Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.