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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.