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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

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I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

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I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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