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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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Like shark attacks on humans, itโ€™s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls arenโ€™t interested in murdering people.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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