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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.